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bitch-i-might-be-hannibal: i’m crying

bitch-i-might-be-hannibal:

i’m crying

Querida araña, eres pequeña. Yo soy grande. Te tuve miedo por años, pero ahora esta bien. Ahora no te…. ¡MALDITA MIERDA SE MOVIO! MAMAAAA

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

BREAKING NEWS: painter hospitalized after too many strokes

esexist:

i just got called a faggot by a group of 6th graders wearing polos

mishaoverlord:

saltandtorchit:

agentscully:

[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO GET EVERYONE TO START WATCHING MY SHOWS]

[AGGRESSIVELY BECOMES OVERLY PROTECTIVE OF SHOW WHEN EVERYONE ACTUALLY DOES START WATCHING IT]

Nunca en mi vida una niña exploradora tocó el timbre de mi casa para ofrecerme galletitas.

solopordiversion:

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wrestleforgold: greenteaandgreatworkouts: descroissants: In 1967, Kathrine Switzer was the first woman to run the Boston marathon. After realizing that a woman was running, race organizer Jock Semple went after Switzer shouting, “Get the hell out of my race and give me those numbers.” However, Switzer’s boyfriend and other male runners provided a protective shield during the entire marathon.The photographs taken of the incident made world headlines, and Kathrine later won the NYC marathon with a time of 3:07:29. [Wiki] Awesome women in history. ALWAYS REBLOG I can’t explain how much I love rulebreaking, society changing, progressive women.

wrestleforgold:

greenteaandgreatworkouts:

descroissants:

In 1967, Kathrine Switzer was the first woman to run the Boston marathon. After realizing that a woman was running, race organizer Jock Semple went after Switzer shouting, “Get the hell out of my race and give me those numbers.” However, Switzer’s boyfriend and other male runners provided a protective shield during the entire marathon.The photographs taken of the incident made world headlines, and Kathrine later won the NYC marathon with a time of 3:07:29. [Wiki]

Awesome women in history.

ALWAYS REBLOG

I can’t explain how much I love rulebreaking, society changing, progressive women.

sirhaymitchabernathy:

jasongracist:

plutarchss:

I think someone is hiding under Jennifer dress
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probably Josh

Josh.

I mean he’s short enough

maybe it’s Leonardo DiCaprio, it might the closest he gets to an Oscar